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HEY. YOU. LOOK!
This path to inner peace is SO
transformative...
It's about to CHANGE the way you experience life...
It's going to FLIP your state of being to complete harmony...
In particular, if you seek ANY form of tranquility
through...
Experiencing ANYTHING
(meditation, spiritual practices, relaxation techniques, dancing, singing)...
You need to DISCOVER the art of meditation - before it's too late.
Oh, and in case you're thinking, "but Chris, I'm already enlightened! I attended 20x meditation retreats already!" well...
THAT STILL WON'T SAVE YOU. HERE'S WHY...