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HEY. YOU. LISTEN!
This festival is SO
transformative...
It's about to ENRICH your life in ways you can't imagine...
It's going to SHIFT your consciousness to new heights...
Especially if you seek ANY form of growth by...
Engaging in ANYTHING
(meditation, movement, stillness, joy, harmony)...
You need to DISCOVER bliss - before the moment passes by.
Oh, and in case you're saying, "but Nanda, I've indulged in many retreats before!" well...
THAT STILL WON'T COMPLETE YOUR JOURNEY. HERE'S WHY...